http://tuc.cn/upload/Bruce_McCulloch_-_11_-_Answering_Machine.mp3

很好听~很好玩儿的歌~

前两天EasyFM的某个老外DJ放了这首歌，据他介绍，这是1995年时加拿大的一个肥皂剧中的音乐，肥皂剧的导演就是这个Bruce McCulloch。

这张专辑叫做<<Shame-based Man>> 1995

估计是太古老了吧，这张CD在VeryCD和douban上都没有，这首歌的MP3也是太难找了！

物以稀为贵~既然这么难找，就跟大家分享一下喽！

--歌词--

11 - Answering Machine

Shame-based Man

Bruce McCulloch

I Love My
I Love My
I Love My Answering Machine
I Love My Answering Machine
It Keeps the People I Know Away from Me.

I Don't Watch TV
Don't Watch my Weight
I Watch My Answering Machine.

My Best Friend says, "It's Me Pick it Up"
I Say No.
My Girlfriend says, "It's Me, Pick it Up"
I Say No.
"Mr. Harris From the Bank Calling, Please Pick Up"
Yeah, right.
I Love My Answering Machine.

I Love My Answering Machine
I Love My Answering Machine
It Talks to My Friends For Me.

Do I Want to Go For Dinner?
Should We Meet Somewhere at 8?
Only if I can take my Answering Machine.

I Love My Answering Machine
I Love My Answering Machine
It Keeps the People I Know Away from Me.

Sometimes I Miss it
In the Middle of the Afternoon
I Call it Up
To See How it's Doing
How can I tell my gal
Who I'm whispering to?
You Know it's My Answering Machine.

I Love My Answering Machine
I Love My Answering Machine
It Keeps the People I Love Away from Me.

My answering Machine says,
"Hi This Is Bruce, I'm not here right now so please leave a message and I'll get back to you. Thank you. bye bye."

What My Answering Machine should say is,
"Hi This is Bruce and I am here right now, and I am listening to you, but I'm not going to pick up. So leave a message and I probably won't get back to you. Thank you. Bye Bye."

I Love My Answering Machine
I Love My Answering Machine
It Keeps You People Away from Me.

I Collect Calls
Like Spinsters Collect Porcelain Dolls
Sometimes I'll Get Fearless and Return One.
But I'll Only Speak
If on the other end of the phone
Is another Answering Machine.

We love our Answering Machines
We love our Answering Machines
They keep the People We Know Away from Me.

We love our Answering Machines
We love our Answering Machines
They're the very best thing to ever be Invented.

这些这些，其实根本就是在意料之中的。他要是愚蠢到连如此大好的时机都不去抓住，那也真没的混了。

另外，事情也没有很多人想的那么严重，真正居心叵测的人只有很少很少，基本上闹腾的都是当地的盒饭族：只要帮我挥两下旗子就给你100块钱，无论到哪个国家都会有大票人愿意做的。

倒是应该好好地批评一下我们的媒体策略。这两年，我们的媒体已经摔了无数个跟头了——有话憋着不说，等他们占尽先机，连UFO都快给编进来了，才吞吞吐吐出来解释说没这么回事儿——这样的话谁信啊？“当初为什么不实话实说？难道果真有内情？”

净装河蟹，有用么？有P就放，自然释放。有P偏憋着……就慢慢熏自己吧。